MIRANDA LAMBERT performs @ Terminal 5 in NYC 9/29/10

Miranda was nothing short of brilliant Wednesday night on 56th street in Manhattan. She kicked the show off with her single "Only Prettier" followed by my favorite "Kerosene". She played around an hour and a half, maybe more I wasn't watching the clock. She played hits off all albums including "Famous in a small town" "White Liar" "Time to get a gun" "Heart like mine" and of course "Gunpowder and lead". Lady Antebellum was in the house, watching from above in the balcony. Also in attendance was Katherine Heigl who is married to the opening act, Josh Kelley. Saw her a few times dancing to Miranda. Please enjoy the pictures and videos I took. I was about 20 feet from the stage so most of the pictures are a bit grainy. I took videos on an HD iPhone as well as a digital camera. You can hear me sing on every video. I apologize in advance for the horrible voice. Pictures from the show: http://www.flickr.com/photos/11358408@N03/ Enjoy:

Apple will give you a full refund or a case. Now stop crying.

People won't stop bitching about the antenna issue on the iPhone 4. Apple says they will give people who purchased the phone a full refund or a free protective case which is suppose to prevent interference with the antenna. People will expect more and the issue will be prolonged. $600 for a phone, who doesn't put a case on it? Yes, I wish I could get an apology and a handshake from Steve Jobs, but that's not going to happen. So return the phone, put a case on it or quit your complaining!

George Steinbrenner 1930-2010

As a Mets fan I've always despised the NY Yankees. They were always the team that won when I was growing up. They always signed all the best free agents and if they didn't win the World Series they would've made sure that they would sign even more star players the following offseason. One thing that many Yankee haters say including myself, "The Yankees are trying to buy a World Series!" Well, ya know what? I rather have an owner put half of the income they make back into the team then into their bank account. That was one thing George Steinbrenner always managed to do. Go out there and sign the top players. "Buy a World Series" If the team can afford it, why settle for anything less? He would do anything to win. Even fire a manager numerous times. He changed the managerial position 22 times in his entire Yankees tenure. He didn't care what it took. Change the manager, change the GM, sign the best free agents available. Bring a World Series trophy to the Bronx. That he did, 7x. RIP GS.

• 7 World Series titles
• 11 American League Pennants
• 16 AL East Division titles

"After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? "

It's January 9th 2006 at 5:59 am. The revolution is finally here. The sound of farts, a Japanese man and the "King of all media" bring a smile to my face. At last, censor free radio is here to stay. No more "ehh ehh". No more bleeps and no more awful alternative way to say blow job. Howard can finally say Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! without having to worry about the FCC! Without having to worry about getting taken off the air or having Tom hit the button. Something Howard Stern has dreamed about his whole career. In a little over five months the deadline will be here. December 31st 2010, Howard's contract ends. Five years have flown by. Sybian rides, Mexican delivery games, Sal's marriage, Lisa G's nonexistent sex life, Robin's numerous charities, Richard's grossness, Artie's rehablitation, Howard's gay tivo'd shows and a news staff dedicated to following all things Howard Stern related. What will we all do when Howard goes off the air? What will the staff do when Howard goes off the air? What will Howard do when Howard goes off the air? I can speak for a lot of people when I say I will cancel my subscriptions at the drop of a hat if Howard announces his retirement. The Sirius stock will plummet further if that's possible. But hey, if you decide to keep Sirius, there's always The Fox Hole.

Standup guy of the month: Riggs

You have to be a pretty big douche bag if you are hated more than Tiger Woods and Jesse James. Favorite quote of new leaked audio tape "You should just fucking smile and blow me, cause I deserve it". I think he's just upset that Edge of Darkness bombed.

Snatch of the offseason: NY Jets

Once a week when the NFL starts I will post a "Snatch of the week" which pretty much means the person who fucked my life up that week. For instance Jay Cutler would've been "Snatch of the week" eight consecutive weeks last year. For a quick preview, Ken Lechner (guest editor) will give his "Snatch of the 2010 NFL off season" 1x SB winner the NY Jets:

And there over hyped media attention. For a team that went 9-7 and had a Qb throw 22 int and who must of been a mental midget that they color coordinated his wrist band so that the retart wouldn't make a mistake, the media attention is sickening. Granted they boasted a very good d as well as the top running in the league and not to mention lady luck was all over there cocks last year, Lets not forget if it wasn't for luck they wouldn't of even made the playoffs. Just ask Rex Ryan who thought they were eliminated when they lost to the Jags, but that was last year. Lets take a history lesson shall we the Jets are 340-408-8 in their history. They made the playoffs 13 times in 40 not exactly the steelers. They have only won there divison 4 times throughtout the so called "glorious history" of the Jets, oh wait thery did win Super Bowl 3 back in 1968. In 1982 the jets made it all the way to the AFC Championship game with their sack exchange defensive and lost to Miami. In 1983 the Jets came into the season an over hyped team that was finally gonna win it all again; Well they ended that season 7-9 missing the playoffs. Fast forward to 1998 the Jets coming off a decent 9-7 finish year before goes 12-4 makes it all the way back to AFC championship game and guess who they lose to? The Denver Broncos. So what happens when 1999 rolls around and the Jets are once again going to win it all, their time is now!!! Well as the saying goes "Same old Jets" and they finished 8-8 out of playoffs. So now the 2010 season rolls around, are we to believe a team with this type of notoriously pathetic history is going to rise to glory once again? I won't hold my breath. As Mark Twain once said "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable" and the facts are the Jets are an over hyped team and if history has taught us anything they will disappoint their fans once again. -KL

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