It's January 9th 2006 at 5:59 am. The revolution is finally here. The sound of farts, a Japanese man and the "King of all media" bring a smile to my face. At last, censor free radio is here to stay. No more "ehh ehh". No more bleeps and no more awful alternative way to say blow job. Howard can finally say Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! without having to worry about the FCC! Without having to worry about getting taken off the air or having Tom hit the button. Something Howard Stern has dreamed about his whole career. In a little over five months the deadline will be here. December 31st 2010, Howard's contract ends. Five years have flown by. Sybian rides, Mexican delivery games, Sal's marriage, Lisa G's nonexistent sex life, Robin's numerous charities, Richard's grossness, Artie's rehablitation, Howard's gay tivo'd shows and a news staff dedicated to following all things Howard Stern related. What will we all do when Howard goes off the air? What will the staff do when Howard goes off the air? What will Howard do when Howard goes off the air? I can speak for a lot of people when I say I will cancel my subscriptions at the drop of a hat if Howard announces his retirement. The Sirius stock will plummet further if that's possible. But hey, if you decide to keep Sirius, there's always The Fox Hole.
Monday, July 12, 2010
"After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? "
It's January 9th 2006 at 5:59 am. The revolution is finally here. The sound of farts, a Japanese man and the "King of all media" bring a smile to my face. At last, censor free radio is here to stay. No more "ehh ehh". No more bleeps and no more awful alternative way to say blow job. Howard can finally say Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! without having to worry about the FCC! Without having to worry about getting taken off the air or having Tom hit the button. Something Howard Stern has dreamed about his whole career. In a little over five months the deadline will be here. December 31st 2010, Howard's contract ends. Five years have flown by. Sybian rides, Mexican delivery games, Sal's marriage, Lisa G's nonexistent sex life, Robin's numerous charities, Richard's grossness, Artie's rehablitation, Howard's gay tivo'd shows and a news staff dedicated to following all things Howard Stern related. What will we all do when Howard goes off the air? What will the staff do when Howard goes off the air? What will Howard do when Howard goes off the air? I can speak for a lot of people when I say I will cancel my subscriptions at the drop of a hat if Howard announces his retirement. The Sirius stock will plummet further if that's possible. But hey, if you decide to keep Sirius, there's always The Fox Hole.
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